White House Coronavirus UpdateUpdate: Wednesday 18 March: 3:19 AM
Trump (T): Whats up Mike?...how do you think today's briefing went?
Pence (P): You were fabulous as usual sir. Perfect. No one could have done it better....
T: I know that already goddammit....tell me something new for chrissakes...aren't you supposed to be the coronavirus czar?
P: Yes sir...I really admire how you have correctly blamed this crisis on Obama, China and millennials...and I think we should run with that theme...blame others sir...
T: Ok...what do you have in mind then?
P: Nazi's...its brilliant sir...everyone hates Nazi's...it's a no brainer Mr. President.
T: Nazi's!?...What the hell are you talking about? They're all dead now! Are you kidding me? That's what you have?! Anything else?
P: Girl Scouts sir. We blame the Girl Scouts. They are spreading the virus with their cookies. It's a clear and present threat to the security of this county...we need to address it immediately!
T: Hmm....I like it....have your team get me some notes....we'll run with it.
P: Yes sir...about that WHO thing...