Donald Trump (DT): Is the VP on the line...is this goddamn thing even working?
Robot Barbie (RB): Mister VP...can you hear us?
Mike Pence (MP): Mmmmf....mmmmf......
DT: WTF Kayleigh...do you know what he's saying...I can't understand a goddamn word!!!
RB: Sir...the VP has his mask on I believe...
DT: What...Jesus...where are you Mike?
MP: Mmmmmf...mmmmmf......mmmmf
DT: Mike...this is an order...from your...commander....take...off...the f*&king mask...now!
MP: Thank you sir...wearing that mask all day is no joke...I can tell you.
DT: What the hell...why are you wearing a mask at home for chrissakes?
MP: Yes sir...I was just following orders...only wear the mask when the press is not on scene.
DT: Ummmm....ok...but that does not mean you wear the mask at home when there is no press...
MP: Really?...ok sir...I was just trying to follow your guidance. Thank you...Taking a shower with the mask on was a bit tricky...I almost passed out from the plastic bag over my head...
DT: Hmmm...I am not really sure what to say Mike...other than....yeah...thank God that did not happen
MP: Yes sir...so just to be clear...masks on....
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