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White House: 25 May 2:10 AM


Mike Pence touring with mask
Mike Pence Via VOA

Donald Trump (DT): Is the VP on the line...is this goddamn thing even working?

Robot Barbie (RB): Mister VP...can you hear us?

Mike Pence (MP): Mmmmf....mmmmf......

DT: WTF Kayleigh...do you know what he's saying...I can't understand a goddamn word!!!

RB: Sir...the VP has his mask on I believe...

DT: What...Jesus...where are you Mike?

MP: Mmmmmf...mmmmmf......mmmmf

DT: Mike...this is an order...from your...commander....take...off...the f*&king mask...now!

MP: Thank you sir...wearing that mask all day is no joke...I can tell you.

DT: What the hell...why are you wearing a mask at home for chrissakes?

MP: Yes sir...I was just following orders...only wear the mask when the press is not on scene.

DT: Ummmm....ok...but that does not mean you wear the mask at home when there is no press...

MP: Really?...ok sir...I was just trying to follow your guidance. Thank you...Taking a shower with the mask on was a bit tricky...I almost passed out from the plastic bag over my head...

DT: Hmmm...I am not really sure what to say Mike...other than....yeah...thank God that did not happen

MP: Yes sir...so just to be clear...masks on....

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White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany
Robot Barbie Via ChicagoTribune

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marge k.
marge k.
2020年5月27日

Still LMAO over the Girl Scout blog and the March 25th. Keep em coming, please. I need things to brighten my day.

いいね!
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